GOING OUT BYEEEEE

unabused:

i wonder if chinese tourists get upset when they buy a souvenir in america then find out it was made in china

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congrats to whoever took harry styles’s virginity

you win 

okAY OFF TO BED BYE

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‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

stevenfresco:

stevenfresco:

it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life

ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder

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+same
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too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

off to bed byeeeee

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